A few nights ago I dreamed that I was a pregnant teenager. I've never been pregnant! Always wanted to know what it felt like though ... not because I want kids or anything. I'm just curious. I was a bit disappointed when I woke up.

And speaking of disappointment, last night I dreamed that I was looking over some of my own short stories written over the past few years and coming to the realization that they were pretty good and I should think about publishing! My dream self-esteem rose considerably! Then I woke up and realized I hadn't actually written the stories, just thought about them. Oh man that was depressing.